Your wonderful insights such as “They’re having sex” or “I think he’s dead” are to be kept to yourself.
See number 1 and 2 and apply the rule to your cellphone. Also, is there really a need to discuss about the fact that you’re watching a movie with the other person on the line ?
Do you really need to eat hot-dogs, nachos, popcorn and candies just to watch a movie ? Personally, I say : popcorn and soft drinks. That’s it.
I hate those who whine about the stupidity of a movie. If you’re watching GI Joe, ok…it’s fine by me. If not, apply rules 1 and 2 once again. You should already know what to expect. If you’re watching a slasher, guess what, there’s going to be violence and nudity.
See the ratings for your kids. SAW VI isn’t meant to be seen at 5 year old, not yet though.
Tricks to avoid noisy teenagers : Watch a better movie.
Those who leave their seats every 12 minutes should be expelled from the room until the next showing. Go pee and then come back.
Try not giving sugar to your kids before the movie, it kinda helps you know…