As we know, Hollywood makes movies out of everything now. So it’s only a matter of time before they start adapting cereal boxes. Here’s my movie pitch for Kellogg’s. Think of it as a family friendly Expendables.
Some corporate assholes, led by Robert DeNiro as a villain, have decided to remove every mascot out of the cereal boxes. As they get fired, they meet a small boy, played by an annoying child actor, who plans their way back on the boxes while fighting a bunch of dumb guys (like Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern in Home Alone).
The movie ends with DeNiro in a mental hospital, getting a cereal bowl and screaming: I HATE CEREALS! Then, Trix pops out of nowhere, winks at the audience and we cut straight the the closing credits with a cheesy rap song.
I’m expecting your call Kellogg’s.