RICKY GERVAIS: It seems like everything this year was dimensional… except the characters in The Tourist. Hm… I feel bad about that joke, I — no, I’ll tell you why: I’m jumping on the bandwagon ‘cause I haven’t even seen The Tourist. Who has? Hm, but, no — it must be good ‘cause it’s nominated. So shut up. Okay? And I’d like to quash this ridiculous rumor going around that the only reason The Tourist was nominated so the HFPA could hang out with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. That is rubbish. That is not the only reason. They also accepted bribes.

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