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Why Kyle Reese can’t be John Connor’s father.
- If Connor exists and we believe that Reese is his father, it means that Reese would have left a post-apocalyptic world to go back during the 80’s and have sex with a random waitress? How would he know that his child would turn out like John Connor?
- Maybe Connor’s mom was just sleeping with a lot of guys during that period of time. If so, the whole time travelling mission is pointless.
- If John Connor sends his “future dad” in the past, it doesn’t fix his current situation. If you go back in the past, you create a new dimension. So basically, he just keeps on hoping that things will be better next time.
Old CEO of a big NYC toy store operates the cash register near Christmas, spends 10 minutes talking to a little boy who travels on his own and gives him free gifts.
Sure Hollywood…
“I want to have a career like Johnny Depp, Sean Penn and Jack Nicholson. I want to win an Oscar one day. […] Look at Leo. His career can only go downhill from here. He’ll always be the guy on the boat.”
Stephen Dorff (You know…that guy in Blade…)
25 August 1998
“If I fail, I’m going to fail big.”
- Thomas J. Whitmore (Bill Pullman) : He dealt with an alien invasion and he fought for the survival of mankind.
- Tom Beck (Morgan Freeman) : One of the first Afro-American presidents in the movie world. He had to deal with a minor disaster (a huge meteor that nearly destroyed the planet).
- James Dale (Jack Nicholson) : He did nothing that extraordinary to stop Martians from invading the planet.
- James Marshall (Harrison Ford) : Fights terrorists himself. Also, get off his plane.
For which movie President would you vote for?
Reblogged from On a test screening card for The Muppets, a 7 year old kid wrote under Things I Do Not Like: Gary’s Face (in other words, Jason Segel’s face).
Disney framed it, sent it to Segel and wrote: To keep you humble.
Hilarious!
Last Action Hero: underrated satire of Hollywood action movies
Have you ever noticed that Adam Sandler is always on the same side? Even when you see him upfront, he’s always hiding his right ear.
If you see him on his right side it’s because:
- A. He’s wearing a hat, long hair or a wig.
- B. It’s because he really needs to.
Once you pay attention to it, you cannot unsee it.
Spread the conspiracy: #adamsandlerleft
900 000$ for one movie on DVD, is the seller insane? I love how the same movie appears on the right for 7.99$.
Hollywood is going the wrong way.
